To McPanic and mavWreck Palin - Hi Hater!

I'm late to the game on this video. Nevertheless - its all good!

This video speaks to how I am feeling right about now. I dedicate this video not only to McPanic (thank you Babykins), mavWreck Palin (again thanks Babykins), but to Slick Willie (Bill Clinton), Messy Jessie and to anyone else who feels the need to hate on Barack Obama. This one's for you!

McCain: The Old Sith

I can't sleep. The nightmares of Sarah Palin breathing loudly in The White House wakes me up. She is giving James Earl Jones a run for his money in my horrid dreams. You may disagree with me. However, I don't want that post turtle running this country. Hell I don't want her giving my kids a ride home.

McCain may very well end up as The Emperor did in Star Wars. I want to know without Luke Skywalker who is going to save the U.S.A.?

Ladies of the Elle Word invited to attend...

Vh1 'I LOVE MONEY' Wrap Party

I think I can safely speak for Elle and Q when I say that we LOOOOVE CRAIG J. JACKSON!

It goes without saying that the host of I LOVE MONEY has become an Elle Word favorite. And apparently the feeling is mutual, as CJ personally extended an invitation to Elle, Q and myself to attend the Vh1 'I LOVE MONEY' Wrap Party - hosted by the 'I LOVE MONEY' cast. The party will be held this upcoming Saturday, September 27, 2008 in Los Angeles, Ca.

From the Press Release:

Hollywood CA-Sept.16- Vh1 is pulling out the stops for the most anticipated moment in Vh1's history, Which cast member from Vh1's number one rated show 'I Love Money,' will take home the $250,000 prize? You'll have to wait until the finale airs. In the meanwhile, The I Love Money show has come to an end, and what better way to celebrate a successful show, but with an exclusive red carpet event. Join Vh1 as the cast of 'I Love Money' reunites. There will be a small awards ceremony hosted by Craig J. Jackson, giving accolades to the cast members for their most memorable moments. This is an event that you wont want to miss.

The Biggest Loser Families: Season Six

YES!!! My OBSESSION with The Biggest Loser has NOT lessened one little bit! Tuesday, September 16th, NBC launched Season Six of The Biggest Loser. This season, Bob and Jillian are focusing on FAMILIES: Jillian is heading up the Parents and Children team and Bob is in charge of the Husbands and Wives team.

Here are the teams:

Grey Team: Tom and Tom (Jillian)


Brown Team: Vicky and Brady (Bob)


Orange Team: Ed and Heba (Bob)


Red Team: Phillip and Amy (Bob)


Pink Team: Michelle and Renee (Jillian)


Yellow Team: Colleen and Jerry (Jillian)


Purple Team: Amy and Shellay (Jillian)


Green Team: Adam and Stacey (Bob)

The challenges this year seem to be MUCH harder than any other season. Also, for the first time in Biggest Loser history, 2 of the contestants are NOT allowed to workout as hard as everyone else per doctor's orders. Matter of fact, one of the contestants is limited to only 30 mins per day... believe me, Jillian was NOT happy LOL!!

The first episode showed Jillian going BANANAS on her team, telling them that they DO NOT want to see her go off. *If I would've made the cast, Jillian would've gotten cussed out DAY ONE LOL!!* We had some people throwing up, some people passing out, and of course, one person goes FLYING off of the treadmill. Poor thing.

The eliminated team was:

The Green Team

I am partial to the PINK TEAM because of last seasons Biggest Loser winner, Ali, but I'm a little in love with the Father and Son team of Tom and Tom. Their accents are THE BOMB!!! I'm not sure who the winner is gonna be. Just give me a couple more weeks to get a feel on everyone and I'll make my prediction! I'll be doing more extensive recaps starting next week.

GOOD LUCK, Green Team!!

*PHOTO CREDIT: NBC.com

*Until Next Time, Don't Be A Swagger Jcker!! Find A Swagg of Your Own!!*

I LOVE MONEY's Craig Jackson and Real on The Elle Word Tonight!

Its going to be fun sexy times on the Elle Word tonight as Gabrielle welcomes I LOVE MONEY host Craig J. Jackson

along with the man whose hair game I certainly can't hate Ahmad "Real" Givens

The ELLE WORD tonight with Gabrielle, Q and Kats

7 pm PST/ 9 pm Central / 10 pm EST

Participate by phone via 646-478-5101 or just wanna listen via the chat box http://www.blogtalkradio.com/gabriellet

Palin the Interview!

Sarah Palin is a beetle-headed b!tch in my estimation. On the subject of a 'Bridge to No Where', how about a presidency run to no where? Now I am all for women's rights and sh!t. But this chick needs to stay the hell in the kitchen or on the labor table. McCain/Palin 08 .... Thanks but no thanks!!! We have a better chance with Thing 1 & Thing 2 of 'The Cat In The Hat'.

Roe vs. Wade it's a personal decision. If it's a personal choice, WHY SHOULD INDIVIDUAL STATES DECIDE? When did states become personal? Hoeray semi-automatics for everyone, shoot em' up folks! Yes I know; I typed Hoeray and not Hooray.

One more thing, y'all need to watch Charlie Gibson's Sarah Palin interview. It personally made me itch. I just needed to co-sign Licious' post. Ummmm and writing of Licious; aren't McCain/Palin 08 swagger jackin' Obama's campaign of change? I need another vote. One is just not enough....

My apologies I said one more thing; I lied. Palin says the issue of Trooper Gate is that she allegedly fired a trooper. No boo boo, the issue is Palin allegedly tried to have her brother-in-law fired during a messy divorce. When her alleged request fell on death ears, the guy who could've relieved dear old brother-in-law was relieved of his duties. *sighs* Now that's what I've read. Now I am off my sniper box. Don't worry folks, it's a semi-automatic water rifle.

Obama/Biden 08 all the way!!!

Credit: ABC News, Licious & Baby

I Love Money 2: Mrs. Otunga

Hmmph! Hmmph! Hmmph! What more can a sister who is beautiful, voluptuous, talented, sweet and successful want? I'll tell ya, David Otunga a.k.a. Punk of 'I Love New York 2' fame as her man.

Hmmph! Hmmph! Hmmph! Jennifer Hudson of 'Sex and The City', 'Dreamgirls' & 'American Idol' fame got it going on 101 ways. David is the cherry on top. Now The Q. wishes them the happiest of marriages. Etiquette dictacts that it would be rude of me to ask for an invite to the nuptials. However, I am going to request that I be named Godmommy Q. to their first baby girl. As a matter of fact, thinking about it they should name their firstborn Q.! Q. Otunga has a ring to it, no?

Alright I'll stop being selfish and just send those love bunnies a big huge Congrats!!! Now if this isn't a massive step up from New York a.k.a. Tiffany Pollard; I don't know what is.

Credit: E! News & Kat

Sheithirsty Bristol Palin's Black Baby Father

Bristol Palin baby's father speaks pt.3

This is a very Sheithirsty Moment! One of those moments that makes you mad and just a tad embarassed for your fellow black person! This young man Made 3 videos for this scam he was running.

Video 1: Stating that he was the father of Bristol Palin's baby father who had relations with her last summer.

Video 2: A video of pictures of him and Bristol cut out with his song playing for 4 minutes.

Video 3: 11 minutes and 20 seconds of bullcrap! I would advise you to stop watching it once you get tired of hearing idiocracies!

It was kind of funny that no one believed this young man from the jump and I guess we are pretty good with our BS and DB radars! This ninga is Shiethirsty about as Sheithirsty as Palin and that chick that I heard about! This blog should be more popular than CNN! Sheithirsty individuals are increasing daily!

Double The Sheithirstyness Double the Police Reports! Part 1

Y'all know The Elle Boogie by now to be a sweet person who can jump silly at times. You know how you meet certain people who you notice are just tooooo nice, and you tell them that if they keep being so nice that someone is going to take advantage of them? Welllll folks.... THAT'S ME! Earlier this year I had my first room mate who I had met on the FlavorofloveBlogspot whom most of you guys know and love. So the semester came to an end and she moved back home for the summer with her parents. I stayed in my 2 bedroom and had decided to turn the room into an office but the same day I decided that one of my church members who knew about my rooming situation called me in tears telling me that they she had gotten into some legal trouble and she would have to move back in with her parents in order to afford a lawyer. I told her "say no more, just bring your stuff over here" I know how it is for a 21 year old to want to be independent and curfew free.

So she moved her stuff in and after she did, it hit me! This was a female who used men to get everything she wanted (problem number one) this was a female who was experimenting at the time and struggling with being honest about her homosexual feelings (problem number 2) and this was a female who stole make up and jewelry from WAL MART (idiotic problem number 3) So after it hit me, I was stunned and could not go home to my apt for 2 weeks, I couldn't believe what I had done. I rented rooms and stayed at my parents until I ran out of money trying to go back and forth between school and my parents house.

The time came to where she finally came out and admitted she was homosexual to me. She then proceeded to bring 4 homosexual females to the apartment and smoked weed in MY living room. I'm human so I don't judge the fact that she's homosexual but smoking weed in my living room is NOT THE BUSINESS! And after introducing me to her friends she came into my room to tell me that one of'em said she wished I was gay so she could talk to me! Wow folks, I almost let go of my Christianity that night, but I held my compusre and let it slide.

She came out to her mom who read her the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Bible and tried to understand her reasoning for going that route. A week after her mom found out, MY mom found out! I failed to mention that for the 1st month she stayed there I didn't make her pay anything, the 2nd month she paid me half of the rent on the 9th. Rent is due on the 1st. I didn't make her pay for the lights, the phone.... or anything else and I let her use my laptop because she said that her's was getting fixed!

After my mom found out she told me that I needed to get this girl out of my apartment because she is struggling with too many demons. I struggled with finding the right way to say it so I waited 2 weeks. Rent was due again so I told her to go ahead and keep her half of the rent and just use it for a downpayment for her own apartment. And she could stay until the end of the month.

That night, her father found out about her being gay and told her that she is not allowed to come back into thier house without a man. (He explained that they have their own Christian based business and it would look bad for them if their clients knew about it) A bit extreme, but it's his house so it's his rules! At this time, she had this 700 lb linebaker/bouncer built stud girlfriend who she was using to get everything she wanted. She got mad that her parents told her that and decided that she would go visit one of her girlfriends in Virginia.... She had decided to move away since everyone had put her out and I honestly felt bad, but there was nothing I could do at that point.

Every weekend in the Month of September she came to get her stuff out of the apartment. I noticed that she came only when I wasn't there, which I figured was because she was mad at me for making her leave. So the last day she came I was at church, and she decided to get even I guess, so she took some of my moms things from the kitchen... bowls ... dishes... stuff like that, and then she made a stop by room, broke in it and stole my laptop that I had been using for college for the past 3 years. Needless to say I need all of my broadcasting class information on there to graduate but I'm trying to make it without it. Anywho.... I called her as soon as I saw it missing and her voicemail came on the phone. I E-mailed my mom because I had to go to work and I gave her the phone number for the girl and her mom since they both went to church with us. (Her mom is a REALLY nice Christian lady) So my mom called the numbers and informed me that the girls phone was off! Yep, she had the number changed!

I called her mom after I got off work and she told me that she would call her job and have her daughter call me. Little did she know that her daughter had decided to take a few weeks vacation in Virginia. So there is no way to contact her. I was upset but I didn't let it hinder me, UNTIL.... I received a forwarded e-mail from her a week later from MY LAPTOP lol.... I replied to the forward and asked her if she had stollen my laptop which I already knew the answer to. But she never replied. I came to my moms house last night and she told me that this female told her mother that she and myself have been e-mailing each other back and forward about this so called missing laptop.

This looooooong story was all to say....... "If someone tells you that you are too nice... GET MEAN!!!" lol I'm kidding but I just had to get this sheithirsty story off my chest!

Of course I filed a police report but that won't matter! I'm thinking about posting her picture and her name but that's a bit extreme ay! lol

Oh well, check out the Elle Word Monday :)
And YES! There is a part 2 that is WAY deeper than this!

Is She Or Is She Ain't??

Okay, up until this point, I've pretty much bitten my political tongue. However, after having watched Sarah Palin being interviewed by Charles Gibson tonight, I must pose the question: Is it just me, or is Sarah Palin FULL OF SHIT?!?!?!

Seriously people, I don't profess to be a great political mind, but my bullshit radar has always worked flawlessly. Sarah Palin looked just like I do when I'm trying to bullshit someone into believing that I know what I'm talking about when in fact, I have absolutely NO idea!! Am I the only one who got that impression? Talk to me people...

*Until Next Time, Don't Be A Swagger Jacker!! Find A Swagg Of Your Own!!*

My Visions, My Dreams

In case you've been living under a rock and haven't heard of The Secret, it teaches you that your life experiences are created by our thoughts and our words. Some biblical and spiritual examples of that would be:

"A man reaps what he sows." Galatians 6:7

"As he thinks within himself so he is." Proverbs 23:7

"... calls things that are not as though they were." Romans 4:17

"The tongue has the power of life and death." Proverbs 18:21

"All that we are is a result of what we have thought." Buddha (563 BCE - 483 BCE)


"As a man acts, so does he become. As a man's desire is, so is his destiny." The Hindu Brihadaranyaka Upanishad



An even more basic way to look at it would be like attracts like or what you think about, you bring about. Millions of people have shared their personal testimonies on how the Law of Attraction has positively changed their lives. On the flip side, there are many people who laugh at the idea that one’s thoughts could have anything to do with how their life turns out. There is scientific and spiritual evidence that proves that the way you think and the words that you speak really DO create the experiences that you have throughout your life.

I am living proof. As long as I can remember, I have hated myself. I constantly spoke and thought negative things about myself. I consistently spoke and thought negative things about myself: You’re not good enough, you’re fat, you’re ugly, you’re stupid, nobody is ever going to want you, you’re going to be barren and never have kids, you’re a loser, all of the women in your family have a generational curse of misery and you’re life won’t be any different, and the list goes on and on. And yes, by the grace of God, I have had moments of success and positivity in my life, but the majority of it has been filled with the negative things I’ve spoken, said, and believed about myself which is PROOF that I am REALLY good at manifesting things into my life. So it hit me one day: If I’m THAT good at manifesting negativity, doom, and gloom into my world, then how much BETER will I be at manifesting happiness, success, peace, and positivity??

One of the tools that I learned about from reading The Secret, is creating a Vision Board. The book says, “You can let your imagination go wild with a Vision Board, and place pictures of all the things you want, and pictures of how you want your life to be. Make sure you put the Vision Board in a place where you see it and look at it every day. Feel the feelings of having those things now. As you receive, and feel gratitude for receiving, you can remove pictures and add new ones.” Visualization is a key element in manifesting things into your life and the Vision Board helps you do that. Genevieve Behrend says, “Everyone visualizes whether he knows it or not. Visualizing is the great secret of success. We all possess more power and greater possibilities than we realize, and visualizing is one of the greatest of these powers.”

Albert Einstein once said, “Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life’s coming attractions.” So I started a Vision Board of my own… well, honestly, it has gotten out of control because I’m on my third Vision Board LOL!! I actually find it therapeutic putting these boards together. It helps me to spend time focusing on what it really is that I want in my life and who it is I really want to be. I have one really big Vision Board that contains a few material things that I want, but it is mostly made up of pictures and words that I want in my life… words that describe the kind of person I want to be like: happy, sexy, compassionate, philanthropist, catalyst, business success, grateful joyful, and peaceful. There are also words that describe things I’d like to do or places that I’d like to visit like: college, achieve, freedom, Italy, Brazil, Israel, Spain, instinct, learn to speak Spanish, learn to speak English, go the distance, and live your best life. I’ve also added words like: wedding, children, baby, sex, intimacy, family, financial freedom, and a picture of my dream wedding dress and wedding rings. I also have a couple of smaller Vision Boards that are full of material things that I want like: 2 new Coach purses, a few outfits, some jewelry, a new washer and dryer, a stainless steel refrigerator, and stacks of money. *The Vision Board below is the one I just started so it's fairly empty right now*

One of the biggest complaints that I’ve heard about The Secret and Vision Boards, is that people are using them only to obtain material possessions. That is not the case for everyone, and it most certainly is not the case for me personally. In the middle of every single Vision Board that I create is the word GOD in huge letters. On my biggest Vision Board, I also have a picture of a woman meditating and she is surrounded by words like: spirituality, peace, strong, blessed, spiritual connection, and faith. Louise L. Hay is an author and motivational speaker who has written several books that are based on the Law of Attraction. She once said, “If you change your thinking, you can change your life.” I have begun the process of changing my life by changing not only my thoughts, but also by changing the way that I speak about myself and my life. I’ve been working on this process by praying, meditating, and reading a lot of books, as well as the bible. I can already see the difference in my life. The greatest miracle has occurred: For the first time in my life, I love myself and I feel the promise of a beautiful new life filled with the greatness that God birthed into my soul years ago.

As far as my Vision Board is concerned, I JUST started that so I’ll make sure to keep you guys updated on its successes. Consider me your personal guinea pig! Even if you doubt the Law of Attraction or the power of positive thinking, just try it for yourself… prove it right or wrong by action. I hope that reading a little bit about my life’s story and the updates that I’m going to post, will inspire you and teach you that it’s never too late to change.

*CREDIT: The Secret By: Rhonda Byrne and You Can Heal Your Life by Louise L. Hay

*Until Next Time, Don't Be A Swagger Jacker!! Find A Swagg Of Your Own!!*

A Message From Tyler Perry

This e-mail was originally sent out by Tyler Perry and was forwarded to me by a friend. It touched and motivated me so I thought I'd spread the wealth. Enjoy! And remember to hit your local movie theatre to support Mr. Perry by seeing his new movie, "The Family That Preys...", this Friday, September 12th!!

"Hi there,

We're getting close to the THE FAMILY THAT PREYS. Are you ready? September 12th can't get here fast enough. Not to mention on that weekend I'll be39 (smile). I still don't know what I'm going to do for mybirthday...besides going to see THE FAMILY THAT PREYS, that is...LOL.

I got to thinking about something that I wanted to share with you. My newstudio is going to be opening soon and I haven't really told this story, Idon't think. If you've heard this then stop me, or just jump past it(smile). This is a long one, so hear me. If you're reading this at work,don't get in no trouble, read this later....

About two years ago, I bought a 75 thousand square foot building inAtlanta. The building was in pretty bad shape, so I was in the middle ofrenovating it when everything went crazy! I had major contractor issues,permit issues, and even though the building had been a studio for 15years, when I moved into it the regentrified neighbors went crazy. Theydid not want me there. Not to mention, even before we had finished therenovations we had outgrown the place. It was pretty ugly at the time.Nonetheless, it was my intention to finish this building.

Around this same time Bishop Paul Morton was trying to start a church inAtlanta after losing his in Hurricane Katrina. He was my childhood pastor,so of course, I helped out. Anyway, I was met with so many roadblocks. Iwas angry. Then it hit me. Could this be God trying to tell me something?At that moment I called one of my lawyers and told him to stop fightingthe neighborhood, and let me just pray about it. He agreed. The next dayhe called me and told me to take a drive to this place. So, I drove out toa building that was once Delta Airlines' world headquarters, nearGreenbriar Mall in Atlanta. If you're from Atlanta you know that thisarea ain't been regentrified...LOL.

I drove up to the gate looked at it and drove away. The place was rundown. It had been vacant for 38 years (my age).I said,"No way, no way. I'mgoing to finish the building I'm in...no matter what!" I wasn't about totake on another project. I went to sleep that night but I couldn't sleepthen, or even the next few nights for that matter. I said,"What is it God,what is it?" So, I got out of bed and drove back to the building and stoodin front of the gates and said a simple prayer, "God am I supposed toleave where I am and come here?"

Sometimes we get so comfortable with where we are that we don't want tomove. I said,"God make it plain." I started looking at the gates and theretaped to the gates were hundreds of scriptures. I kid you not. I got achill up my spine and my eyes filled with water. It could not have beenmore clear to me. The next day I called the realtor to buy the place andthey said I was too late. A pastor wanted to buy the entire 60 acres. Igot off the phone and called Bishop Morton. I told him that I had lookedat the place. He said, "I just looked at it yesterday, this has GOT to beGod." He then went on to tell me that they didn't want the entire 60acres. They only wanted 30 and that they had planned to sell the 30 acresthat I was interested in. We had a good laugh, said a prayer and went onfrom there. Needless to say, we split the property. By me buying myportion it was a huge blessing to them buying their portion. When I tellyou that I have not had one issue trying to get this new buildingfinished. The neighbors have not complained once. They have encouraged meall the way. They welcomed me with open arms. It's across the street fromtwo senior citizens homes that I have adopted (I love me some seniors). Ibuilt 5 new soundstages, a 400-seat theater and a ballroom. I said all ofthat to say this, all of my life I have had things happen to me that Iknow it could not have been anything but God that did it. I know it.

I am a dreamer and sometimes when you have dreams you are met withobstacles, and your dreams will start to fade. But what I've found is thatwhen God has given you a dream, no matter what it is, when you want togive up and believing becomes hard, and when you can't go any further, thedream itself will start to believe for you. The dream itself will start tocarry you through with visions and hope and encouragement.

So, the new mantra for Tyler Perry Studios is "A Place Where Even DreamsBelieve." Don't worry if you're met with opposition on your path to yourgoals. When you've done all you can, stand and surrender. God will allowyour dream to motivate you.
If you don't take away anything else from this LONG email take this,PLEASE TAKE THIS. Protect your dreams, get away from negative thinkingdark seekers. Keep your mind and spirit clean of the naysayers. Justbelieve. Only believe and it will come to pass.

Be Blessed,
Yo BoyTyler P.

*CREDIT: You Tube*

*Until Next Time, Don't Be A Swagger Jacker! Find A Swagg Of Your Own!!*

*You've Just Experienced Some INSPIRATIONAL Liciousness*

Licious' "I Don't Know Why" List

This is my first article here on the illustrious Sheithirsty.com. Needless to say, I am honored that The Q asked me to be part of another of her brain children *Does Brain Children sound retarded or is it just me? Should it be Brain Childrens? LOL!*

I thought I’d share a personal game that my Best Friend, Alicia and I have played for the last 12 years with all of you. It’s called our “I Don’t Know Why List”. What this game entails is making a list of people that you would either have hot, passionate relations with or just simpley give a little 8th grade grind to. The people on this list are called “I don’t know why’s” because they are either not your type or are unattractive to the majority of people. You’re attracted to them but you don’t know why… get it?? Got it?? GOOD!!

Now this is my very first time ever actually typing out the list. I’ve tried to keep it updated inside my head, however, now that I’m trying to write it out, the list is slowly disappearing due to my old age. Let me see how many I can remember. The list is in no particular order.

Licious’ I Don’t Know Why List
*Subject to change on an hourly basis*

1. Busta Rhymes - When Busta hits the stage, all my juices start flowing and I want to jump on him and make him scream “WOOO HAAAA!!”


2. Warren Sapp – For those who don’t know, Warren is a retired football player who used to play for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Oakland Raiders. Warren can be corny, but something about his chunky ass has earned him a place on my list. Warren can currently be seen on Showtime’s Inside the NFL and soon on the new season of Dancing With the Stars.


3. Christopher “Big Black” Boykin – Big Black is one half of the dynamic duo, "Rob and Big", which aired on MTV for 3 seasons. Sure, Big Black weighs 418lbs. And yes, when he smiles, his left eye goes missing. But perfection be damned, I would DO WORK and climb all 6’6” of his chocolate ass!!

Big Black, HOLLA ACTCHA GIRL!


4. Dane Cook – Now, my best friend, Alicia *Do I sound like Oprah every time she says my best friend Gayle??* SWEARS on everything she loves that I am going to end up marrying a white man. I used to deny and fight it every time she would say it because yall know how I love me some CHOCOLATE!!!! However, the right white man with the right swagger could totally get the Licious One. Anyway, Dane Cook is a highly popular comedian who sells out stadiums, and has successfully segued into a huge film career. Dane isn't my usual type, with the exception that I LOVE a man who can make me laugh, but I would have an O.N.S. *One Night Stand* with him any day.



5. Rob Dyrdek – Yes, he’s like 5 foot nothing and I outweigh him by at least 425lbs, but I love me some Rob Dyrdek. He’s a professional skateboarder and the other half of “Rob and Big” *Yes I know it’s wrong to have relations with friends but this is a fantasy list so get off my back snitches!!*. I just LOVE the way Rob loves his dog, Meaty and of course his Mini Horse and that has earned him a spot on my list.


6. Rick Ross – No, Rick, IM the biggest boss that YOU seen thus far. Any rapper who says “thus far” in his rhyme is alright with me LOL! No, Ricky Ross isn’t the best eye candy under the sun, but I would rub hot oil all over his gigantic belly and then slide all over his … wait, lemme save that for QGasm. The only rule I would have for Mr. Ross would be that all relations would have to take place while he was wearing his sunglasses.


7. Michael Rapaport – Both a comedic and dramatic actor, Michael has appeared in more than 20 films since the early 1990’s. I first fell in lust with Michael after seeing him in the independent film “Zebrahead”. I would give Michael beautiful, black, ashy babies any day.



*Note to self: Start writing down the names for your list, Ninja!!* Man, I used to have a super long list and I cannot for the life of me remember anymore. I’ll think about it and get back to you.

Now tell me, who is on your “I Don’t Know Why” list??

*Until Next Time, Don't Be A Swagger Jacker! Find A Swagg Of Your Own!!*

*You've just experienced some Lustful Liciousness*

Happy Birthday Gigi!

Today it's our blog baby's birthday. What is a blog baby? Let me elaborate. It's the youngest member of our blog. Sheithirsty's baby is a grown woman now who doesn't cuss. But is known to call someone a chipmunk when she's irritated. Alvin would be proud.

From Revenge, Kat, Kit, Baby and Licious Supreme...

Happy Birthday THE ELLE BOOGIE! May your birthday be free of Sheithirsty mofos.

I'm a little sentimental because ELLE and I have this big sister, little sister bond going on. It's really a blessing to have The Elle Boogie as part of our team. As all the woman of Sheithirsty, she inspires me to do better. She inspires me to be better. In honor of her birthday I'll let each one of you know how y'all inspire me.

ELLE~

You inspire me to remain humble & calm. You remind me that often times age is just a number with all the wisdom you possess. You also remind me that though the journey may be hard; the reward is in the work.

Until I met you, I never knew a cuss free world was possible.

KAT~

You inspire me to continue to work for my dreams. You also inspire me to laugh. Every G*d d@mn day you make me spit out Cherry Coke, choke or cry lauging with your crazy @ss.

You've thought me to work all angles whilst keeping it real.

KIT~

Our contact is limited. Yet, you demonstrate a high level of class in all situations. You've inspired me to be a little less vulgar.

The gem all could learn from you is just because you know a b!tch is crazy; doesn't mean you have to let everyone in her the fact that you know she's crazy.

Licious~

You inspire me to be nicer, sweeter and joyous. You can have a f*cked up world on your shoulders & you still have the sweetest joy about you. As a woman with a huge heart you've given many your last dollar & borrowed twenty to help your loved ones out. You've demonstrated time & time again that just because a woman or man has a child does not equal an active, involved, nuturing parent. You are a true mother not through labor pains, by way of the sacrifice you've made as a mother time & time again.

No matter the sadness around you, your joy is the interior of your soul. No one can beat it out of you. No one can steal it from you. All they can do is admire it & hope to touch it.

Revenge~

Your skill is unmeasureable with pen. I crave your words as that of Toni Morrison, Ntozake Shange and Pearl Cleage. We are sisters in our pain of darkness.

I bow to your masterful skill.

Baby~

We disagree on so many issues. We have different interpretations. We have a totally different journey. Yet we often agree on the bigger picture. We see one another with all our imperfections and attributes. We don't piss on the trees to cover each other's scent. We instead say f*ck a tree. The forest surrounds us. We know marking a tree is just piss on a tree. There is room for all of us to have a spot of our own.

One person can make a difference. I can make a difference. You don't allow me to sleep on my gift. I thank you.

Now is it just me or is anyone else wondering if The ELLE Boogie is going to get drunk tonight?

QGasm: Does Size Matter?

The Q. has recently made a discovery about the importance of size pertaining to lust. I know, I know. Many of you claim size does not matter. It may not to some of you. With all the recent lusting of Senator Barack Obama and Olympic champion Michael Phelps, I think size is of the utmost importance to many of you.
Both men have it going on. Find out the commonality these two men have on QGasm...

A Dawn of A New Blog

Dumb B!tch Slayers blog was a brain child of mine. Basically I was a surrogate mother. The child if you will came from me. It started with me. However, it's true mother would put in all the work. She would raise & nuture it. So with that typed the umbilical cord has been cut. May the blog flourish and live a long internet life.

Now I am onto to something fresh and new with my most treasured & respected co-bloggers. Each of them having something special to bring to this blog. We are an opinionated bunch, so watch out. Inspite of our different opinions & perspectives we know there is no love lost. Typing of love, you can find some spicy blogging on QGasm. Are you into indie films? Check out Kat @ Reality in the Spotlight.

We are excited to start this new endeavor. Each of us will simply post & do our own thing. You may stop by and read a poem. You may stop by and read a rant. Heck, you may stop by and read a recap of a show or an interview. The sky is the limit for us.

We are simply going to do us without any apologies. You don't like it. Don't come and read. It's that simple.

Best wishes,

The Q.